To whom it may concern:

To whom it does concern:

We here at Beverly Hills Nothing have long taken pride in designing, manufacturing, and up-selling sophisticated golfwear for idiots.

Disgraced champion Tiger Woods’ notable decline can be attributed to leg/back issues. We here at Beverly Hills Nothing believe had Tiger Woods been wearing our brand. In fact, we hear at Beverly Hills Nothing, have conducted several years-long studies.

Some things are bigger than golf. Nothing is bigger than Beverly Hills Nothing. 

Warm regards,